如果今天是世界偷窃日

如果今天是世界偷窃日，你会偷些么东西呢？
If today is world stealing day, what would you steal?

这是我觉得我朋友回复最好的答案。。
There is an example reply from my friend.

模范答案：
The sample answer:

噢，如果这是IQ题，我答案是回忆，因为“那女孩对我说，说我是一个小偷，偷她的回忆。。”，如果这答案可以随着情况而改变，那我答案是你的头脑，酱我就不用读书读到酱惨；如果这是个开玩笑的问题，那我答案是你的心，酱我就可以绑着你的心，占为己有；如果这是个认真的问题，那我的答案是你的时间，酱我随时要找你，你都有时间应酬我，但如果我真的偷了一样东西，酱你就会少了一样东西咯，酱我想，我应该不会对你那么残忍的~~

If this is an IQ question, my answer would be memory, because there is a lyric in a Chinese song stating that “the girl saying me that I am a thief, stealing away all her memory…”, but if the answer could be changed based on actual situation, my answer would be your brain, because by having your brain, then I no need to study so hard ; if this is a joking question, my answer would be your heart, then I can own your heart and no one can share it with me. If this is a serious question, my answer would be your time, because whenever I feel like seeing you, you sure have time accompanying me. But I think if I really steal a thing away from you, then you will lose a thing from you. So, after considering it, I think won’t be so cruel on you by stealing a thing away from you.

很不错吧！我觉得我朋友应该得到A.
Not bad the reply, right? I think my friend deserves an “A” for this piece of reply.

如果是你，你的答案将会是？？
What would be your answer??